Why is it when i say “hey, i don’t want a penis picture” this guy translated that to “please send me multiple pictures of your penis”?

beating-ed:

just-that-amazingg:

toescapemyownmind:

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?

to all my followers<3<3

To everyone & to anyone :) 

beating-ed:

just-that-amazingg:

toescapemyownmind:

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?

to all my followers<3<3

To everyone & to anyone :) 

(via andnowyourelookingoverhere)

What is this and where can i ride it 20 times in a row??

What is this and where can i ride it 20 times in a row??

(Source: Flickr / coastergallery, via mushr0oms)

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emmyegee:

danielfarahday:

devilgodabraxas:

SNL - All of Stefon’s New York’s Hottest Clubs

My favorite SNL bit.

holy shiiiit i love this

I love that I actually know men like this. Favorite. 

(Source: stoopidsarah)

Vicki Christina Barcelona is such an amazing movie!  I may have to watch it after work today

Vicki Christina Barcelona is such an amazing movie! I may have to watch it after work today

(Source: secretnottobetold, via ifyoudontdreambig)

itswallie:

phantomdoodler:

merlinsshaggyleft:


A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

After waking me up in the morning, my only function is to go back to sleep.

this is an amazing metaphor for my life

itswallie:

phantomdoodler:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

After waking me up in the morning, my only function is to go back to sleep.

this is an amazing metaphor for my life

(Source: liquidatomicgonads, via jesse-and-his-candy-shop)

my-own-quiet-chaos:

this is adorable

Amazing!

(via breakingmainstream)