Why is it when i say “hey, i don’t want a penis picture” this guy translated that to “please send me multiple pictures of your penis”?
Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?
to all my followers<3<3
To everyone & to anyone :)
What is this and where can i ride it 20 times in a row??
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SNL - All of Stefon’s New York’s Hottest Clubs
My favorite SNL bit.
holy shiiiit i love this
I love that I actually know men like this. Favorite.
(Source: stoopidsarah)
Vicki Christina Barcelona is such an amazing movie! I may have to watch it after work today
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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.
After waking me up in the morning, my only function is to go back to sleep.
this is an amazing metaphor for my life
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